"9 Reasons Prison Is Better Than Your Office"

This was the headline of a junk email that I got this morning. I found it funny. But, here are my 9 reasons:

9. Free food
8. Free time
7. No agonizing over what to wear...orange or orange?
6. Your enemies are kept from you by iron bars instead of cubicles or office walls
5. There's TV
4. There's a library
3. Free healthcare (even if it is crappy)
2. No deadlines
1. You don't have to answer the phone